Elena, 45 - 21 марта 2008 13:01

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Martin Luther King Jnr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Karl Marx: it was a historical inevitability.

Saddam Hussain: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

George W Bush: Who cares? Let’s bomb it!

Sigmund Freud: The fact you’re at all concerned why the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Einstein: Did the chicken really crossed or the road move beneath the chicken?

Colonel Saunders: I missed one?

LA Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we’ll find out.

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