Поцелуй мечты, 53 - 18 марта 2011 16:09

THE ELEPHANT AND THE RAT
An elephant was enjoying a dip in a Jungle pool when a rat came up to insist that he
get out.
“I won’t,” said the elephant.
“I insist you get out this minute,” said the rat.
“Why?”
“I shall tell you that only after you are out of the pool.”
“Then I won’t get out.”
But he finally lumbered out of the pool, stood in front of the rat and said, “Now then,
why did you want me to get out of the pool?”
“To check if you were wearing my swimming trunks,” said the rat.

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